Tuesday, August 16, 2011
Helllllllp King Lear?????
well to that kind of question i would have to say, well, DUH ! of course those things are going to provoke drama and tension if your two oldest daughters ganged up on you and you were then thrown out of your own home you would be tense too. does that really need explanation?
A potential sweet and satisfying revenge...Your thoughts??
OK...my paramour, Thelma (pronounced El-mah) has stepped out on me with non other than our local funeral director, Casey Culligan, the sleaze bag. Thelma, my white trailer trash g/f with dyed blonde hair and no teeth---another words, a Goddess...has been up to no good with this speck of humanity in the back seat of the rusted out '67 Pontiac Parisenne that I bought for her---the vehicle that is sitting on cylinder blocks as my trembling hands write this in jealous fury. Anyway....Thelma has this habit of using the metal springs that stick out the upholestry to "pleasure" her lover. I know from experience. So---a few moments ago, I snuck into the trailer park and put some fine traces of rat poison all over the metal springs. This will definetly be a sore spot for the funeral director. Is there any other vengeful acts I can perpetrate?? Your thoughts and advice????
Beagle/Rat Terrior mix and Sun Conure?
always supervise dogs and birds out together due to the fact that dogs saliva is poisonous to birds and that is why most birds die after being attacked by a dog . give them some time to get used to each other before you let them out of the cage and rooms respectively . good luck .
Ok, I just bought a Nintendo Wii from the USA, I like in UK. What do I need to do/get for it to work?
I need to know what to buy and how to set up a USA Wii on a UK Panasonic 42" Viera Plasma. And if I can use UK games, thanks in advance guys...
Should I be a land surveyor or a drafter?
I've decided I wanna get a certificate somewhere in the architectural field. Stuck between a land surveying certificate or drafting. Which has better pay and room to move up in? Any other tidbits about these occupations would be appreciated.
Why do Democrats continue to mock Christine O'Donnell when she is consistently 10 to 15 points behind in polls?
Awww some one has a crush. You sound like that whiney little b**ch boy on you tube who was crying about britney spears. So go on you tube and cry"leave Christine alone" Sarah Palin puts herself in the public eye. If she goes on tv spouting off she is fair game.
Why was almost everyone so snooty at the Royal Wedding?
especially the old women attending...When Kate came down the isle she was radiant and smiling and they were just snooty as h***!
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